{{DQN Music}}
The remarkable success of [[DQN-kun]]'s [[All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)]] encouraged many artists to create remixes of the original song.

== [[becauseitswinter]] Remix Proposal: ''All Together for Friendship (as usual)'' ==
I was searching the internet and found your site <br />
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER <br />
turned the blog on himself <br />
<br />
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Drinker! <br />
Sharp like a massive black cock <br />
called him the spammer <br />
>>1 is my friend <br />
<br />
Pissing ebony babes <br />
In the dark of night <br />
what what what? <br />
<br />
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Drinker! <br />
Sharp like an massive black cock <br />
called him the spammer <br />
>>1 is my friend <br />
<br />
I want to enjoy life and PEE PANTS in the air. <br />
{{clear}}

== Elitist remix: ''All Alone in the Elitist Superstructure (as usual)'' ==
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I like the superstructure and want to be in it<br />
BECAUSE IT'S ELITIST<br />
turned the gun on its members<br />
<br />
Communiiiiiiiiiiiiiity affiliation!<br />
Websites like pax-tsukuru.com<br />
Shown him on the map<br />
>>1 is elitist<br />
<br />
SECRET MEMBERs<br />
In the symbiosis auround the globe<br />
what what what?<br />
<br />
Communiiiiiiiiiiiiiity affiliation!<br />
Websites like pax-tsukuru.com<br />
Shown him on the map<br />
>>1 is elitist<br />
<br />
I want to hide the elitist superstructure and AFFILIATE with it

== Emo Remix: ''All Emo on the Internet (as usual)'' ==
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((/ デ.ㄟ) I hate my school and I want to pout<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) BECAUSE I'M HATED!!<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) turned the myspace on the web<br />
<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) CRAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIIINNGG IN MY SKIIIINNN<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) unhealing like my wounds<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) called me a whiner<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) >>1 hates me<br />
<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) CRYING DARK TEARS<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) in the dark of night<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) cut cut cut!<br />
<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) CRAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIIINNGG IN MY SKIIIINNN<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) unhealing like my wounds<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) called me a whiner<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) >>1 hates me<br />
<br />
((/ デ.ㄟ) I want to blog and SHARE my misery!

== May 25th Remix: ''All Alone for May 25th (as usual)'' ==
I hate dying and I want to live <br />
BECAUSE IT'S MAY 25TH <br />
turned the comet on himself <br />
<br />
Obliteratiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Tsunami! <br />
Wet like the ocean <br />
called him the alien <br />
>>1 will be missed <br />
<br />
ERUPTING VOLCANOESs <br />
On the bottom of the sea <br />
what what what? <br />
<br />
Obliteratiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Tsunami! <br />
Wet like the ocean <br />
called him the alien <br />
>>1 will be missed <br />
<br />
He wanted to enjoy life and JUMP in the air. <br />

== Grandpa Remix: ''( ´ω`) My own version of the song'' ==
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( ´ω`) I hate myself and I want to die<br />
( ´ω`) BECAUSE I'M OLD<br />
( ´ω`) junior, turn the gun to me<br />
<br />
( ´ハ`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!<br />
( ´∀`) Sharp like a young man<br />
( ´ω`) called him an old fart<br />
( `ω´) >>1 won't let me rest<br />
<br />
( ´ω`) JISAKU JUNIORs<br />
( ´ω`) In the dark of wakabamark<br />
( ´ω`) what, speak up sonny, what?<br />
<br />
( ´ハ`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!<br />
( ´∀`) Sharp like a young man<br />
( ´ω`) called him an old fart<br />
( `ω´) >>1 won't let me rest<br />
<br />
( ´ω`) I want to enjoy my last days, but I can't JUMP in the air.<br />

== Mittens Remix: ''All ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) for mittens (as usual)'' ==
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{{Mittens lyrics}}

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ I like mittens and I want to wear them
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ turned the mittens on his hand
<br />
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Warmiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Mittens!
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Soft like mittens
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ called him ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ >>1 wears mittens
<br />
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ THE SAME MITTENs
<br />( ﾟ -ﾟ) ♪ In the dark of night
<br />( > ヮ<) ♪ what what what?
<br />
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Warmiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Mittens!
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ Soft like mittens
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ called him ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
<br />( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ♪ >>1 wears mittens

( > ヮ<) ♪ I want to enjoy mittens and WEAR them on my hands.

== Pirate Remix: ''All Alone for ITLAPD (as usual)'' ==
I hate myself and I want to die<br />
BECAUSE I'M POOR<br />
turned the [[gun]] on his [[crew]]<br />

Laaaaaaaaand ho!<br />
Clean like a poopdeck<br />
called him the [[captain]]<br />
>>1 is a scallywag<br />

CRAFTY THIEVEs<br />
In the middle of the sea<br />
yo ho ho?<br />

Laaaaaaaaand ho!<br />
Clean like a poopdeck<br />
called him the captain<br />
>>1 is a scallywag<br />

I want to enjoy stealing and JUMP off the plank.<br />

== Spam Remix: ''All Alone in the Online Pharmacy (as usual)'' ==
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I like valium and I want to buy it
<br />BECAUSE IT'S ONLINE
<br />Turned the diazepam on his blood flow
<br />
<br />Anticonvulsiiiiiiiiiiiiiive tablet
<br />Sedative like a barbiturate
<br />Called him during his convalescence
<br />>>1 is my online pharmacy
<br />
<br />BENZODIAZEPINEs
<br />in the dark of the central nervous system
<br />calm calm calm.
<br />
<br />Anticonvulsiiiiiiiiiiiiiive tablet
<br />Sedative like a barbiturate
<br />Called him during his convalescence
<br />>>1 is my online pharmacy
<br />
<br />I want to enjoy life and STAND UP in front of my electric hospital bed

== Ramadan Remix: ''All Alone for Ramadan (as usual)''  ==
I hate your freedoms and I want you to die!<br />
BECAUSE IT'S RAMADAN<br />
strapped a bomb to himself<br />

ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AKHBAR!<br />
Sharp like a scimitar<br />
called him the prophet<br />
>>1 is an [[infidel]]<br />

INFRARED GUIDED MISSILES<br />
In the dark of the night<br />
dirka dirka dirka?<br />

ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AKHBAR!<br />
Sharp like a scimitar<br />
called him the prophet<br />
>>1 is an infidel<br />

I want to smash your buildings and make your people JUMP in the air!

== Wiki Remix: ''All Alone in [[WikiChan]] (as usual)'' ==
I hate your edits and I want to revert them<br/>
BECAUSE THEY DON'T MEET OUR QUALITY STANDARDS<br/>
turned the <nowiki><strike></nowiki> on himself<br/>
<br/>
Dividing Heeeeeeeeeeeader!<br/>
Used sparingly like a horizontal line<br/>
Wikichan is fine<br/>
[[Delayclose.jpg]] is an idiot<br/>
<br/>
RAMPANT VANDALISM<br/>
In the impermanence of change<br/>
rv rv rv<br/>
<br/>
Dividing Heeeeeeeeeeeader!<br/>
Used sparingly like a horizontal line<br/>
Wikichan is fine<br/>
[[Delayclose.jpg]] is an idiot

<br/>I want to enjoy life and [http://www.4chan.org/ buy xanax valium online florida] in the air.


== Finland Remix: ''All Alone for 7-11 (as usual)'' ==
I hate myself and want to die<br />
BECAUSE I'M A MISANTHROPE<br />
turned the gun on himself<br />
<br />
Naturaaaaaaaal Selection!<br />
Sharp like a .22<br />
called him the Sturmgeist89<br />
Everyone else is an idiot<br />
<br />
IDIOCRATIC SELECTIONs<br />
In the dark of night<br />
heil heil heil?<br />
<br />
Naturaaaaaaaal Selection!<br />
Sharp like a .22<br />
called him the Sturmgeist89<br />
Everyone else is an idiot<br />
<br />
I want to enjoy the toilet and SHOOT myself in the head!

* [http://iiichan.net/boards/news/res/4143.html First sighting]

== /prog/ Remix: ''All Alone with my Debugger (as usual)'' ==
I hate my code and I want to refactor it<br />
BECAUSE I HAVE READ SICP<br />
Turned the profiler on his work<br />
<br />
CERTIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIED DRIVER<br />
Sharp like a C<br />
Called him the <b><i><u style="text-decoration: underline overline;">EXPERT</u></i></b><br />
>>1 is the anticudder<br />
<br />
<b><i><u style="text-decoration: underline overline;">EXPERT PROGRAMMERs</u></i></b><br />
In the dark of the zero page<br />
RUN RUN RUN!<br />
<br />
CERTIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIED DRIVER<br />
Sharp like a C<br />
Called him the <b><i><u style="text-decoration: underline overline;">EXPERT</u></i></b><br />
>>1 is the anticudder<br />
<br />
I want to enjoy /usr/bin/life and JMP in the .text

* [http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1202059739/ Original Thread]

== Engrish Remix: ''All Alone with Babelfish (as usual)'' ==

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I hate myself and I want to die<br />
It is for the winter<br />
Turned his gun<br />
<br />
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing drivers!<br />
As sharp incisor<br />
He called Kaiser<br />
>> 1 is a fool<br />
<br />
Jisaku jiens<br />
In the dark of night<br />
How do you know what?<br />
<br />
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing drivers!<br />
As sharp incisor<br />
He called Kaiser<br />
>> 1 is a fool<br />
<br />
I want to enjoy life, jump into the air.