{{DQN Music}}
The remarkable success of [[DQN-kun]]'s [[All Alone For Christmas (As Usual)]] encouraged many artists to create remixes of the original song.
== [[becauseitswinter]] Remix Proposal: ''All Together for Friendship (as usual)'' ==
I was searching the internet and found your site
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
turned the blog on himself
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Drinker!
Sharp like a massive black cock
called him the spammer
>>1 is my friend
Pissing ebony babes
In the dark of night
what what what?
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Drinker!
Sharp like an massive black cock
called him the spammer
>>1 is my friend
I want to enjoy life and PEE PANTS in the air.
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== Elitist remix: ''All Alone in the Elitist Superstructure (as usual)'' ==
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I like the superstructure and want to be in it
BECAUSE IT'S ELITIST
turned the gun on its members
Communiiiiiiiiiiiiiity affiliation!
Websites like pax-tsukuru.com
Shown him on the map
>>1 is elitist
SECRET MEMBERs
In the symbiosis auround the globe
what what what?
Communiiiiiiiiiiiiiity affiliation!
Websites like pax-tsukuru.com
Shown him on the map
>>1 is elitist
I want to hide the elitist superstructure and AFFILIATE with it
== Emo Remix: ''All Emo on the Internet (as usual)'' ==
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((/ デ.ㄟ) I hate my school and I want to pout
((/ デ.ㄟ) BECAUSE I'M HATED!!
((/ デ.ㄟ) turned the myspace on the web
((/ デ.ㄟ) CRAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIIINNGG IN MY SKIIIINNN
((/ デ.ㄟ) unhealing like my wounds
((/ デ.ㄟ) called me a whiner
((/ デ.ㄟ) >>1 hates me
((/ デ.ㄟ) CRYING DARK TEARS
((/ デ.ㄟ) in the dark of night
((/ デ.ㄟ) cut cut cut!
((/ デ.ㄟ) CRAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIIINNGG IN MY SKIIIINNN
((/ デ.ㄟ) unhealing like my wounds
((/ デ.ㄟ) called me a whiner
((/ デ.ㄟ) >>1 hates me
((/ デ.ㄟ) I want to blog and SHARE my misery!
== May 25th Remix: ''All Alone for May 25th (as usual)'' ==
I hate dying and I want to live
BECAUSE IT'S MAY 25TH
turned the comet on himself
Obliteratiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Tsunami!
Wet like the ocean
called him the alien
>>1 will be missed
ERUPTING VOLCANOESs
On the bottom of the sea
what what what?
Obliteratiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Tsunami!
Wet like the ocean
called him the alien
>>1 will be missed
He wanted to enjoy life and JUMP in the air.
== Grandpa Remix: ''( ´ω`) My own version of the song'' ==
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( ´ω`) I hate myself and I want to die
( ´ω`) BECAUSE I'M OLD
( ´ω`) junior, turn the gun to me
( ´ハ`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!
( ´∀`) Sharp like a young man
( ´ω`) called him an old fart
( `ω´) >>1 won't let me rest
( ´ω`) JISAKU JUNIORs
( ´ω`) In the dark of wakabamark
( ´ω`) what, speak up sonny, what?
( ´ハ`) Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Darkpa!
( ´∀`) Sharp like a young man
( ´ω`) called him an old fart
( `ω´) >>1 won't let me rest
( ´ω`) I want to enjoy my last days, but I can't JUMP in the air.
== Mittens Remix: ''All ( ゚ ヮ゚) for mittens (as usual)'' ==
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{{Mittens lyrics}}
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ I like mittens and I want to wear them
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ turned the mittens on his hand
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ Warmiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Mittens!
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ Soft like mittens
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ called him ( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ >>1 wears mittens
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ THE SAME MITTENs
( ゚ -゚) ♪ In the dark of night
( > ヮ<) ♪ what what what?
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ Warmiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Mittens!
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ Soft like mittens
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ called him ( ゚ ヮ゚)
( ゚ ヮ゚) ♪ >>1 wears mittens
( > ヮ<) ♪ I want to enjoy mittens and WEAR them on my hands.
== Pirate Remix: ''All Alone for ITLAPD (as usual)'' ==
I hate myself and I want to die
BECAUSE I'M POOR
turned the [[gun]] on his [[crew]]
Laaaaaaaaand ho!
Clean like a poopdeck
called him the [[captain]]
>>1 is a scallywag
CRAFTY THIEVEs
In the middle of the sea
yo ho ho?
Laaaaaaaaand ho!
Clean like a poopdeck
called him the captain
>>1 is a scallywag
I want to enjoy stealing and JUMP off the plank.
== Spam Remix: ''All Alone in the Online Pharmacy (as usual)'' ==
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I like valium and I want to buy it
BECAUSE IT'S ONLINE
Turned the diazepam on his blood flow
Anticonvulsiiiiiiiiiiiiiive tablet
Sedative like a barbiturate
Called him during his convalescence
>>1 is my online pharmacy
BENZODIAZEPINEs
in the dark of the central nervous system
calm calm calm.
Anticonvulsiiiiiiiiiiiiiive tablet
Sedative like a barbiturate
Called him during his convalescence
>>1 is my online pharmacy
I want to enjoy life and STAND UP in front of my electric hospital bed
== Ramadan Remix: ''All Alone for Ramadan (as usual)'' ==
I hate your freedoms and I want you to die!
BECAUSE IT'S RAMADAN
strapped a bomb to himself
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AKHBAR!
Sharp like a scimitar
called him the prophet
>>1 is an [[infidel]]
INFRARED GUIDED MISSILES
In the dark of the night
dirka dirka dirka?
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH AKHBAR!
Sharp like a scimitar
called him the prophet
>>1 is an infidel
I want to smash your buildings and make your people JUMP in the air!
== Wiki Remix: ''All Alone in [[WikiChan]] (as usual)'' ==
I hate your edits and I want to revert them
BECAUSE THEY DON'T MEET OUR QUALITY STANDARDS
turned the on himself
Dividing Heeeeeeeeeeeader!
Used sparingly like a horizontal line
Wikichan is fine
[[Delayclose.jpg]] is an idiot
RAMPANT VANDALISM
In the impermanence of change
rv rv rv
Dividing Heeeeeeeeeeeader!
Used sparingly like a horizontal line
Wikichan is fine
[[Delayclose.jpg]] is an idiot
I want to enjoy life and [http://www.4chan.org/ buy xanax valium online florida] in the air.
== Finland Remix: ''All Alone for 7-11 (as usual)'' ==
I hate myself and want to die
BECAUSE I'M A MISANTHROPE
turned the gun on himself
Naturaaaaaaaal Selection!
Sharp like a .22
called him the Sturmgeist89
Everyone else is an idiot
IDIOCRATIC SELECTIONs
In the dark of night
heil heil heil?
Naturaaaaaaaal Selection!
Sharp like a .22
called him the Sturmgeist89
Everyone else is an idiot
I want to enjoy the toilet and SHOOT myself in the head!
* [http://iiichan.net/boards/news/res/4143.html First sighting]
== /prog/ Remix: ''All Alone with my Debugger (as usual)'' ==
I hate my code and I want to refactor it
BECAUSE I HAVE READ SICP
Turned the profiler on his work
CERTIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIED DRIVER
Sharp like a C
Called him the EXPERT
>>1 is the anticudder
EXPERT PROGRAMMERs
In the dark of the zero page
RUN RUN RUN!
CERTIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIED DRIVER
Sharp like a C
Called him the EXPERT
>>1 is the anticudder
I want to enjoy /usr/bin/life and JMP in the .text
* [http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1202059739/ Original Thread]
== Engrish Remix: ''All Alone with Babelfish (as usual)'' ==
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I hate myself and I want to die
It is for the winter
Turned his gun
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing drivers!
As sharp incisor
He called Kaiser
>> 1 is a fool
Jisaku jiens
In the dark of night
How do you know what?
Dividiiiiiiiiiiiiiing drivers!
As sharp incisor
He called Kaiser
>> 1 is a fool
I want to enjoy life, jump into the air.